the only rich people i accept is the Addams family
The Addams family are the type of people who would go out to eat, order water, and still leave a large tip.
They’re the couple that goes out to hole in the wall Italian Resteraunts, rent out the room, bring in a band, keep the waiter running around trying to get delicate oddities as gifts for each other, order nothing, and still leave a $100+ tip
They’re the couple who would remember the staffers’s names and make sure to thank them for their service as well. Even involve them in the conversations etc: “I think Susan would agree you are the most ravishing woman alive!” “Oh, Gomez, don’t make the poor girl blush”
